Michael Jackson Is Not Dead

Michael Jackson is NOT dead. Michael Jackson even said he was going to live to 150 years old. Is he 150 years old yet? I don't think so. Michael Jackson faked his own death because he knew it would sell more records. He didn't want to go on tour again, and he was tired of living under public scrutiny, so he pretended to die. He's freaking MICHAEL JACKSON. If he can transform from a black man into a white woman and convince people that he had white children from his own non-functioning loins, and make Elvis his father-in-law years after his death, I think maybe, just maybe, he can live as long as he wants to.

I mean, it's not a shock that he died, but honestly -- would it be that shocking that he faked his own death?

Long live the King of Pop. Probably the weirdest person to exist in the last 100 years. Godspeed wherever you are, Michael Jackson.

*Reposted from another blog.