Michael Jackson is Not Dead, But.....

Well, Trip, I think you’re on the right path here, but I think this is even shadier than a simple faux death. I remember watching the news several years ago when I noticed something odd…several of the news anchors looked fake. I know what you’re thinking, “Sure they look fake – they are airbrushed and edited for color.” But the aberrance of these Technicolor news anchors went beyond a Britney Spears makeover – these certain anchors, whose names I mysteriously cannot remember, looked FAKE – as in NOT REAL. Sure, you had your Wolf Blitzers and your Barbara Walters – who were clearly real, but heavily made up. But every so often, I noticed, a news anchor for a major news organization just didn’t look right. And one day in the early 2000’s, it dawned on me – they are Artificial Intelligence.


This revelation came to me during the hubbub of Michael Jackson’s child molestation trial. Suddenly, all the puzzle pieces just fell into place – the emergence of A.I. beings into our general society began with MJ. Again, I know what you’re thinking – you’re thinking either a) I’m crazy because Michael Jackson was obviously a person suffering at the hands of a merciless public or b) I’m crazy because Michael Jackson was clearly an alien. But stick with me for a minute. Back in the late 1980’s, when Michael Jackson began his apparent descent into white madness, controversy surrounded his rapidly changing appearance and his eccentric behavior. For a few years, his only emergence into the public eye came in the form of National Enquirer stories. One of the most famous stories from this period detailed Jackson’s purchase of a hyberbaric chamber that he was reportedly using to “extend the span of his natural life.”

Now, for those of you that weren’t paying attention or are too young to remember – there were few, if any, public sightings of MJ at this time. There were a few videos of him hurrying from one place to another, heavily cloaked in a hat & sunglasses and surrounded by security guards; there were blurry pictures with questionable legitimacy; but there were no new videos or albums – nothing to substantiate that Michael Jackson was still a viable contributor to pop culture. Soon after, his face radically altered, MJ only appeared in public wearing a surgical mask.

Now, getting back to the alleged death of Michael Jackson, I agree with Trip- the Michael Jackson we have come to know is not dead. Instead – the REAL Michael Jackson was killed (or hidden), unbeknownst to society, years ago by the powers that be. When Michael all but disappeared from the media spotlight, I believe that the government took the most famous face of our current world and used it to create and implement Artificial Intelligence. The hyperbaric chamber, the plastic surgery, the Caucasian children – these were all carefully orchestrated media moments used to dupe the general public.

We all know by now that civilian knowledge of scientific and technological advances is at least a couple of decades behind reality. If we already know that Honda has produced a helmet that a person can use to control a robot via thought, then the likelihood of the existence of human-like A.I. Robots is not a stretch. What better way for the government to introduce such a concept to the public without their awareness? Michael Jackson was, as I said, the most recognizable face on the planet. He was also the most untouchable. Who was able to walk up to Michael Jackson and have a conversation with him? Pinch his skin? Shake his hand? No one did- or at least not normal, everyday folks.

After they successfully turned Michael Jackson into A.I., the next step was to move to news anchors. This is another one of those areas that people don’t pay much attention to. I suggest you start- notice the anchors that don’t look ‘right.’ Who are they? Where do they come from and where to they go? Does anyone actually KNOW these people?

Michael Jackson didn’t just die – it’s just that his time as a technological experiment came to an end. They have no use for him anymore, so they’re moving on. What the purpose of this experiment is – well that is another conversation. But beware – Big Brother is alive and well!

Michael Jackson Is Not Dead

Michael Jackson is NOT dead. Michael Jackson even said he was going to live to 150 years old. Is he 150 years old yet? I don't think so. Michael Jackson faked his own death because he knew it would sell more records. He didn't want to go on tour again, and he was tired of living under public scrutiny, so he pretended to die. He's freaking MICHAEL JACKSON. If he can transform from a black man into a white woman and convince people that he had white children from his own non-functioning loins, and make Elvis his father-in-law years after his death, I think maybe, just maybe, he can live as long as he wants to.

I mean, it's not a shock that he died, but honestly -- would it be that shocking that he faked his own death?

Long live the King of Pop. Probably the weirdest person to exist in the last 100 years. Godspeed wherever you are, Michael Jackson.

*Reposted from another blog.